Linus Torvalds
The Mellanox people are on my shit-list until they show that they can actually act like responsible people and not just monkeys throwing shit at the walls.
Harrison Ford
These scientists keep naming critters after me, but it's always the ones that terrify children, I don't understand. I spend my free time cross-stitching. I sing lullabies to my basil plants, so they won't fear the night.